The Naughty Obama

The Naughty Obama

1.00 in the morning, 1935, 20th September, at the home of English football, Wembley Stadium. the man himself, President of the USA, Barack Obama rode on a sky blue Harley Davidson from the home of where Abraham Lincoln got assassinated, across the river and to the home of Buckingham Palace. And then Mickey Mouse arrives in his Lamborghini from Lollipop Land to Wembley but, someone is still missing.The Man called Tom Cruise and he is… stuck in traffic. But he finally arrives and there are no ice creams and no cones. ( Fact of the day, Tom Cruise was born in 1962.)

turns out that the man himself or shall i say the mouse himself stole the ice cold ice creams. because it was caught on the naughtiest thing in the whole wide planet, cctv cameras. And so mickey mouse got arrested and he went back to lollipop land in a blue and red toyota police car with xboxes playstatioins devices with every single game you can imagine. but...

someone did something. obama was hiding in the tiny boot of the car. so when johnny depp and mr bean (policemen) went to their department, obama snuck out of the boot and went in the department and snuck through the window and shot mickey mouse, but he did the wrong thing. obama cried “ nnnooo!!!” and he just stayed in jail forever and P.S he died.  (Don’t show this to Barack.)